WA
Weird Anthropomorphoid
Jeff Anonymous (in reference to the noise made by <ASH> of Pokemon, and the fact he is anything but human)
1984653 
WAAAAH!
Wail Annoyingly And Acquire A Hug
Angela Brett
1984653 
WAAAH!
Wouldn't Allow Angela Any Honours
Angela Brett, after Tony took a lot of the honours for first and last acronyms under each letter.
1984653 
WABAIN
Wood Alkaloid Brings About Immediate Narcosis
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984305 
WACKY
Weird And Crazed Kooky Youth
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984278 1984704 
WACOM TABLET
Woeful Artist Consumed Overly Metallic Tool And Burst Lardful Extreme 'Tomach.
Jeff Anonymous
1984611 
WAFFLE
Woman Arrested For Finding Love Elsewhere
Rico Leffanta, to go with <BAFFLE>
1984365 
WAGE
Won't Acknowledge Greater Effort
Angela Brett
1984977 
WAGE (2)
Weekly Amount Given (to) Employees
Angela Brett
1984977 
WAGE (3)
Weekly Average Gross Earnings
Steve Keate
1984977 
WAGE (4)
Won't Allow Gratuitous Extravagance
Angela Brett and Steve Keate
1984977 
WAHINES
Women Absolving Hula In Naked Environmental Shows
Rico Leffanta
1984857 1984569 
WAITANGI DAY
Wait And In Time All Negotiations Gradually Invalidate  Deals Agreed Yesterday
Rico Leffanta (Waitangi Day is when New Zealand celebrates the signing of the Treaty of Waitangi, which there always seems to be disputes about.)
1984563 
WAITER
Walks Around Indoors, Tending Eaters' Requirements
Tony McCoy O'TableSix
1984485 1984467 
WAKE UP!
We're All Keenly Expecting Undelayed Play!
Angela Brett, when an opponent on an online game was not responding.
1984311 
WALES
Wherein Abide Leek-Eating Sheep
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
WALES (2)
Where Aliens Love English Sisters
Rico Leffanta
1984350 
WALKABOUT
When All Local Kiddies Are Bedecked, 'Onouring Uppity Tourist
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984659 
WALKERTON
Water - A Liquid Killer - Exacerbated Residents' Troubles Over Night
Patricia Rix (Walkerton was catapulted into horror and infamy a year and a half ago when it was found that one of the town's wells was contaminated with E. coli to the extent that the water wasn't even safe to wash in. As many as 2000 people got sick, and 7 of them died directly from the E. coli, with perhaps 10 others dying from other causes after being weakened by the bacteria, and many many are left with chronic serious illnesses. You couldn't give away a house in Walkerton during this time, so they were pretty well stuck with it, using bottled water for ingesting, and washing in bleach-water.
1984866 
WALKMAN
While A Listener's Kinetic, Music Around Noggin.
Tony McCoy O'Grady, who wasn't sure whether Angela would know the term 'noggin' for head.
1984410 1984518 
WALL STREET
Want A Lot (of) Lolly? Selling Things Really Expensively Earns Thousands!
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984605 
WALNUT
Wallopping A Lot Normally Ups Tonnage
TMcCO'G - referring to the old saying "A woman, a dog and a walnut tree, the more you beat them the better they be." (This is not in accordance with Tony's opinions!!)
1985043 1984467 
WANKERS NEEDED
We All Need Kinetic Exercise Regularly. Sign Now! Enrolment's Easy, Don't Even Delay
Tony McCoy O'Grady (see <SHOVE OFF>)
1984515 
WANT
Women Are Naked Too
Rico Leffanta
1984365 
WAR
When America Retaliates
Angela Brett, after terrorists crashed commercial jets into the Pentagon and the <WORLD TRADE CENTER>.
1984812 
WAR (2)
Will America Retaliate?
Angela Brett (see <WAR>)
1984812 
WAR (3)
Wastage All 'Round :(
Angela Brett
1984812 
WARDEN
We All Require Dramatic Exit Now
Angela Brett, after being eveacuated from a building due to a fire alarm.
1984485 
WARDEN (2)
We Anxiously Request Direction - Exit Nearest.
Angela Brett
1984485 
WAREHOUSE
Where A Retailing Empire Holds Over Unsold Stock Excess
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984701 1984605 
WARFARE
We Are Ready For A Rapid Exit
Angela Brett
1984812 
WARP
Wood's Awry, Rain Penetrated
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984275 
WARP (2)
With Abnormally Rapid Progress
Gavin Lambert (referring to 'warp speed' in shows like Star Trek)
1984437 1984716 1984521 
WARP SPEED
Where Are Real Physics?  Some Plot Elements Entail Distortion
Gavin Lambert
1984437 1984716 1984521 
WARRANT OFFICER
We Are Raiding Rooms And Not Tidying! Oh F*** Fawning If Criminal's Eventually Reprieved.
Angela Brett, thinking about an officer with a <SEARCH WARRANT> rather than an actual warrant officer - but at least this gets it off the unsuccessful searches list, so the search was warranted.
1984752 
WARS
Web Application Retrieving Studies
Angela Brett (see <DETECTIVE>) - If the veterans have been in the wars, why shouldn't the clinical trials be in the WARS too?
1985019 
WARTORTLE
Watery Attackers Race Through Ocean, Righting Themselves by Lifting Ears.
Angela Brett (Wartortle is Pokemon #8)
1984284 
WARTS
Where A Rubbed Toad Shows
Tony McCoy O'Grady (Old wives tales talk of catching warts from touching toads)
1984488 
WARWICK
Wily Adviser, Respected & Wise - Is Called 'Kingmaker'
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry VI
1984566 
WASAGA BEACH
What A Sad And Gross Atrocity; Billboards Everywhere; A Complete Hole
Rob Rix
1984527 
WASH
Water And Soap Hygiene.
Eric Bridgstock
1985013 
WASHER
When A Seal Has Expired, Replace!
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984536 
WASHING MACHINE
Whiteware Automation - Shock, Horror! - by Intel Numbercruncher. Gasp! My Apple Clothes Hydrated In Nasty Environment.
Angela Brett, on finding out that the family washing machine had an Intel 186 processor in it.
1984578 1984518 
WASP
Will Anaphylactic Shock Prevail?
Angela Brett, thinking again of people who are allergic to wasp stings.
1984689 1984488 
WASP (2)
Wildly Attracted to Sweet Provender
Eric Bridgstock
1984689 
WASP (3)
When Angered, Stings People
Eric Bridgstock
1984689 
WASP (4)
Winged And Stinging Pest
Roger Williams
1984689 
WASPS
With A Sting, Pierce Skin
Angela Brett
1984689 
WASPS (2)
When Allergies Strike, People Suffer
Angela Brett
1984689 1984488 
WASPS (3)
Without Adrenaline, Some People Succumb
Angela Brett, thinking of people allergic to wasp stings.
1984689 1984488 
WATCH
Wrist-Attached Timer Counting Hours
Angela Brett and Peter Coxhead
1984356 1984518 1984995 
WATCH OUT
We Aim To Cease Heartache Of Unspoken Terror/Torment
Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to this request on the Apronyms Forums: We are forming a new community group to end abuse, we are looking for a catchy acronym using the A for abuse.  We don't want to limit ourselves to only family violence, or child abuse.  Our purpose is to educate and raise awareness.
1985022 
WATER
Wet And Terrifically Essential Resource
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984539 
WATER (2)
Where Are The English Rivers?
Rico Leffanta
1984527 
WATER (3)
Without Any, They'll Expire Rapidly
Angela Brett
1984539 
WATER (4)
Weak And Terribly Effete Refreshment
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984539 
WATER (5)
Wetness Assures Torso's Efficiently Rinsed
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984353 
WATER (6)
Wet, And Tastes Extremely Refreshing
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984539 
WATER (7)
Why All This Expensive Raro?
Angela Brett, pondering the recent fashion of labelling bottled cordial as 'water' (appealing to sporty or 'health-conscious' people?) and charging more for it.
1984539 
WATERCOLOUR
When A Toxin's Eaten, Rashes Can Occur. Loads Of Unhealthy Radicals.
Angela Brett (see <GLOSS>)
1984806 
WATERCOLOUR (2)
What A Taste Extravaganza! Restaurant Chefs Ought Learn Of Unusual Repast.
Angela Brett, to balance <WATERCOLOUR>
1984806 
WATERFALL
Where A Torrent Eternally Rolls Forward - A Liquid Location
Tony McCoy O'Grady, who wants to see a submission from AngelFalls Brett
1984527 
WATERMELON
Wet And Tasty (Eaten Ripe)  - Much Elbow-Licking Often Necessary
Tony McCoy O'Grady (the juice gets everywhere!)
1984467 
WAVE ICED COFFEE
We're Addicted! Very Economical Iced Coffee... Especially Delicious 'Cause Of Full Flavour. Enjoy Everywhere!
Angela Brett. (Wave is a brand of flavoured milk available almost anywhere in NZ, and their iced coffee flavour so far has the highest average overall rating at Dustan's and Angela's iced coffee website - http://surf.to/icedcoffee.)
1984539 
WAVES
Water At Various Elevated Sea-levels
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984353 
WAVES (2)
Waggles Arms Very Energetically - So-long!
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984707 
WAYNE
Wellknown Actor, Yet Never Excelled
Tony McCo(wbo)y O'Grady
1984827 
WAY TO GO, MAN!
Whey Above! Yeah! Taste/Tact/Truth Orders: Go Organic! Milk/Mucus Always Negative!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.This <APRONYM> provided as a service 2 HueManNitTea Buy <THEULTIMATENONVIOLENTMAN> Hoo(!) Iz An Organic Vegan (According to the labels for his food.)
1984467 
WEAK FORCE
Won't Even Alter Kinetics; Form Of Reactants Changed. Extraordinary!
Angela Brett
1984716 
WEATHER
Wet Expectations - A Thunderstorm, Hail, Especially Rain!
Angela Brett
1984638 
WEB
Wait Endlessly, Browse
Edwin Hermann
1984419 
WEBCAM
Woefully Explodes Bowels... 'Cause Actually Metal.
Jeff Anonymous
1984611 
WEB IMAGES
With Every Browser In Mind, 'Alt's Give Essential Synopsis.
Angela Brett (the 'alt' attribute of an image in HTML specifies the text which shows if the image is not loaded. It's usually good to fill something in so that people using text-only browsers or slow modems know what the picture is of, especially if it's a picture of text which they need to see to make sense of the page.)
1984419 
WEBSTER
Worldly Evil Bookmaker Stupidly Took-away Ewes [before] R
Jeff Anonymous, referring to Noah Webster's practice of taking out U before R in 'colour' and such.
1984332 1984314 
WEBSTER (2)
Wilful Editor Blatantly Stole Troublesome 'Extra' Representatives.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984332 1984314 
WEBSTER (3)
Which Eminent Book Should Teachers Employ Regularly?
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984314 1984473 
WE CAN DO
With Everyone Cooperating All Nasty Dilemmas Overcome
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984362 
WEDDING
We'll Eventually Do (the) Deed, In Nuptial Glory.
Angela Brett
1984734 
WEDDINGS
When Each Day Dawns, I'm Near Gorgeous Soulmate
Angela Brett
1984734 
WEDDINGS (2)
When Each Day Dawns, I'm Near Grunting Sleeper
Angela Brett (to go with <WEDDINGS>)
1984734 
WEDNESDAY
Work's Extra Difficult Now. Evening Spent Doing Arrears (from) Yesterday
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984725 
WEE
Wet Excretion, Essentially.
Angela Brett, after her youngest niece and nephew each managed to wet a bed.
1984398 
WEED
We Enjoy Expanding Dope
Angela Brett, after she and Steve acronymised many different names for cannabis
1984554 
WEEK?
Weak? Enervated Energy! Kindness!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Rough WEEK?
1984356 
WEEKDAY
Work Expected, Endlessly Keep Doing Again Yesterday's
Angela Brett
1984725 
WEEKDAYS
When Everyone Else Keeps Diaries Are You Safe?
TMcCO'G - Who believes that all days are weekdays. what a silly word - what's a non-weekday?  ;-)
1984725 
WEEKDAYS (2)
With Eveningfall, Everyone's Kinetically Drained And Yearning Sat/Sun
TMcCO'G
1984725 
WEEPING WILLOW
With Exceptional Elegance, Plainly It's Naturally Glowious When It's Lovingly Located Over Water
TMcCO'G
1985043 
WEES
What Everyone Else Said
Acronymous Anonymous
0 
WEETBIX
Wrongfully Executing Enemies... Techniques Being Incredibly Xpert
Angela Brett, creating another cereal killer
1984395 
WEIRD
What an Enigmatic, Intriguing, Ridiculous Dream!
Angela Brett, after having a weird dream involving Tony.
1984278 
WEIRD AL
Wacky, Eclectic, Insane, Ridiculous, Deranged and Amusing Lyrics
Sean Lamb (who has been a Weird Al fan since "Another One Rides The Bus")
1984416 
WELCOME
We Eagerly Look (for) Contributors Offering Mirthful Entries.
Tony McCoy O'Grady, welcoming a newcomer to the Acronyms forums.
1984722 
WELCOME TO A SINGLES CLUB
Wankers Evidently Like Company... Obviously Man's Entry Thrills Oestrogenic Airheads. Some Intoxicated Numbskulls Get Lucky, Except Seldom is Comatose Lust Unconquered by Booze.
Angela Brett.
1984311 1984365 
WELFARE REFORM
Workers Everywhere Lose Finance As Redundant Extras Receive Easy Funds... Oust Robinhood Men!
Angela Brett, who doesn't mind welfare but reforms usually seem to be a waste of time and money.
1984413 1984602 
WELL
Water! Eureka! Lotsa' Liquid!
Roger Williams
1984527 1984467 
WENDY
Went Excitedly (to) Never-never-land During Youth
Patricia Rix
1984839 
WESLEY
Was Evangelists' Surname; Ladies Eponymised Young
Angela Brett (according to http://babynamer.com, This was the surname of brothers John and Charles Wesley, 18th-century founders of Methodism, a Protestant Christian denomination. It was first used as a given name in their honor during their lifetimes.)
1984269 1984326 
WEST
Where Exits Sun Today
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984815 
WETSUIT
Waterproof Elastic Tights for Swimming in Unpleasantly Icy Temperatures.
Angela Brett
1984575 
WE WILL SEE
While Everyone Waits Impatiently, Looking Like Something Expecting Explosion
Angela Brett
1984311 
WHAT?
Would Happily Accept Teaching
Tony McCoy O'Grady
0 
"WHAT A FINE FAMILY" SAID TONY
We're Heartened At Tony's Accolade, Finding Intelligence Not Exclusively Familial, And Must Improvise Like Yokels, "Such An Impressive Designation! Thanks, O Noble Youth!"
Patricia Rix, after what Tony said about the Rix family (which seems to have a genetic predisposition for acronymania)
1984590 
WHAT ARE ACRONYMS? JUST ABBREVIATIONS?
We Here Assert That Acronyms Reflect Expansions And Can be Read Out. Now, You Might Say 'JPF' Uses Same Technique (As Bad Books Recognise) Except Vocally It's Awful. That Is One? No Sir!
Angela Brett (see also <WHAT IS AN ACRONYM?>
1984320 
WHAT DOES FLAG STAND FOR?
We Have Answer... That Dude O'Grady Expanded as Such: Flutters Loftily And Gloriously. Searcher Typed A Naturally Defined Form Of Request.
Angela Brett, in response to an unsuccessful search for the phrase. See <FLAG>.
1984311 
WHATEVER
We Hear All That's Expressed - Valiantly Eschewing Reasoning
Tony McCoy O'Grady - many people with a closed mind will say "whatever" to end a discussion they are bored with.
1984707 
WHATEVER (2)
We Have A Terrific Eventful Very  Extraordinary Relationship
Judy Bishop. Created it while e-mailing back and forth to friend
1984362 
WHAT IS AN ACRONYM?
We Here Assert That Initials Spell Another (Nice And Compact) Representation, Outlining Neatly Your Meaning.
Angela Brett
1984320 
WHAT IS AN APRONYM?
We Here At This Internet Site Added New Acronym Partition, Reinforcing Our Normal Yardstick -- Meaning!
Angela Brett, doing the title of the page at http://apronyms.com/apronyms.html
1984965 
WHAT IS THE LONGEST ACRONYM?
Well, Here's A Tip - Its Subject Touts Home Electronics. List Of Numerous Genius' Eccentricities - Such Traits Are Considered Representative Of Non-Yoked Minds
Angela Brett, when somebody typed 'what is the longest acronym?' into the search field on <HTTP://ACRONYMS.CO.NZ>. This acronym is referring to the HERE'S TO THE CRAZY ONES... acronym, which is the longest at the time of adding this acronym, but a current list of all ridiculously long acronyms is at http://apronyms.com/wordswordplay/ridiculouslylongapronyms
1984320 
WHAT PEOPLE ARE LOOKING FOR
Will Hermann Attempt To Program Exploration Of Posts? Listing Every Acronym Reveals, Eventually, Location Of Our Konversations. It's Not Good For Other Reconnaissance.
Angela Brett, when someone searched for that phrase on the Acronyms website. If Edwin made the forums searchable, I could integrate a search of the Acronyms Forums into the normal acronym search form, and then someone searching for that phrase would find the 'What people are looking for' threads on the forums. The current such thread is at http://www.co.nz/cgi/forums/list.cgi?id=acronyms&user=&session=&root=1015278415, but I start a new thread of what people are looking for whenever one gets too long, so I would recommend going to http://www.co.nz/cgi/forums/start.cgi?id=acronyms and looking near the top of the thread list for a thread with 'What people are looking for' in the title.
1984902 
WHAT'S GOING ON
We Have A Tight Schedule; Get Onto It Now! Goof Off Never!
Angela Brett
1984311 
WHAT THE HELL IS ALL THIS CRAP?
Who Here Are There To Help Explain How Everything's Linked? Listing Idiotic Silly Acronyms Looks Like Twaddle. Huh, I Swear Contributing Readers Are Psychotic!
Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to an unsuccessful search for that phrase.
1984320 
WHAT? YOU?
Who Has Attempted This? You're Obviously Up-for-it
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984311 
WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO DO NOW
Workers, Here's A Task You Ought Undertake. Any Rebel Even Grumbling Obscurely, "I'm Not Going To!" Only Does Overtime; Now Or Weekend?
Angela Brett
1984977 
WHEC
Will Hardware Ever be Compatible?
Sean Lamb (WHEC = Windows Hardware Engineering Conference) 
1984242 1984677 
WHEEL
Wonderfully Helpful, Enabling Easy Locomotion
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984584 
WHEN SOMETHING HAS GONE WRONG
We Have Emergency Notes: Scream! Or, Muff Ears 'Til Hell Is Nearly Gone, Have A Short Game Of 'Nobody Expose Wimpiness' & Resume Our Normal Grind.
Angela Brett
1984938 
WHINE
Wail How It's Never Enough
Angela Brat
1984275 1984653 
WHINE (2)
Wail How I Need Everything
Angela Brat
1984275 1984653 
WHINE (3)
Want Heaps I'll Never Enjoy
Angela Brat (Never Enjoy doesn't necessarily mean Never Get!)
1984275 1984653 
WHINE (4)
Why Have _I_ No Esteem?
TMcCO'G
1984275 1984653 
WHINE (5)
When Happiness Is Not Experienced
TMcCO'G
1984275 1984653 
WHINE (6)
Whimpering Habitually; It Never Ends!
Roger Williams
1984275 1984653 
WHINGE
Why Have I Not Got Everything?
Angela Brat, inspired by an unsuccessful search for <WHINE>... this could be WHINE if you remove the Got but then it doesn't flow as well.
1984275 
WHINNY
When Horse Imitates Nymphomaniac Nun Yodelling
Rico Leffanta
1984653 
WHINY
Waaah! Help! I Need You!
Angela Brett
1984278 
WHIPPING BOY
Work Harder, I Pay (Peanuts) Iff Niggers Get Bloody Over Yield!
Angela Brett
1984362 
WHISKEY
We Have Irish, Scotch, Kentucky - Enjoy Yourself
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984542 
WHISTLER
"Windows Has Inconsistencies" Said The Laboratory Engineer Relentlessly
Sean Lamb (Whistler was the internal code name used by Microsoft for Windows XP)
1984677 
WHITE
Wedding's Hue Is Terrifically Elegant.
Angela Brett
1984491 
WHITE (2)
When Hair Is Terminally Elderly
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984491 
WHITE ELEPHANT SALE
We Have It Today! Everything Exotic! Ladies, Examine Pink Hammers And Neck Ties. See Amazing Luminous Eyemask!
Angela Brett (referring to eye masks used for sleeping)
1984605 
WHITE HOUSE
We Have Indicated That Everyone Here Owns/Owes United States Ethics
Angela Brett
1984701 1984413 
WHITE HOUSE (2)
We Have It That Everyone Here Outwitted United States Electors
Angela Brett
1984413 1984701 
WHITE HOUSE (3)
W's Home. I'm Thinking Evidently His Only Until Second Election
TMcCO'G
1984413 1984701 
WHITTLE
When He Invented That Thing Life-speed Escalated
TMcCO'G
1984332 
WHO IS IT?
Would HyperUnit Offer Individual Signature Identifying Themself
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984722 
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?
We Had Our Labradors Especially Tethered... Then How Ever Did One Get Scent Of Unsuitable Territory?
Angela Brett (Scent Of could be replaced with Sent Off without changing the meaning much.)
1984494 
WHOOP
Welcome Hearty Outburst Of Pleasure
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984509 1984653 
WHORE
Woman Hiring Out Reproductive Entrance
Angela Brett
1984485 
WHOREHOUSE
Where Hookers Operate - Regularly Entertaining Husbands Of Utterly Sexless Entities
Penname Nom De Plume
1984365 1984701 
WIARTON
Willie Is A Rodent Trying Out Notoriety
Patricia Rix,  referring to Wiarton Willie, the white groundhog who will be making his annual forecast on Groundhog Day.
1984866 1984563 
WICCA
Witches In Coven Conjure Antichrist
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984326 
WICK
With Illumination Comes Knowledge
Gavin Lambert (thinking lantern wick in an old library or something)
1984437 1984536 
WICK (2)
What's Inside Candles; Kindling
Gavin Lambert
1984536 
WICKED WITCH
Woman In Castle Knows Extremely Dangerous Wiccan Incantations To Create Havoc
Gavin Lambert
1984785 
WICKIUP
When It's Cold Kissing Is Usually Perfect
Rico Leffanta
1984701 
WIDOWS
Women In Danger Of Winning Solitaire
Rico Leffanta
1984590 1984734 
WIFE
Wedded Individual - Female, Essentially.
Angela Brett
1984734 1984590 
WIFE (2)
Woman In Futuristic Experiment
Rico Leffanta
1984734 1984590 
WIFE (3)
Wed Is For Ever
Angela Brett
1984734 1984590 
WIFE (4)
Willfully Insolent Female, Eh?
Word Nerd -- This came to me in a flash just this minute.  Not my wife, of course.  Those in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan are often inclined to ad the closing comment " ... eh?" in routine conversation.  Thus we might assume the this woman is a Yooper, i.e., an Upper Peninsula dweller.  :)
1984734 
WIKIPEDIA
What I Know Is Perfect, Encyclopedia's Definition Is Augmented. 
Tony McCoy O'Grady I really like the idea of Wikipedia, particularly the notion that people can add extra detail to an entry in an area they know a lot about.
1984419 
WIKIPEDIA (2)
Which Idiot Keeps Inserting Patently Erroneous Details Into Archive?
Tony McCoy O'Grady, mindful that the strength of <WIKIPEDIA> is also a weakness.
1984419 
WIKIPEDIA (3)
Well It's Knowlege Is Perfect, Except Don't Invest Assurance
Sean Lamb
1984419 
WILD
Wondering If Love Died
Rico Leffanta
1984278 
WILFRED OWEN
Watched Innumerable Legions Fall Retaking Enemy's Defences - Opposed War's Excruciating Needlessness.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984335 
WILLIAMS
Wise Infantryman Loves Life, Is At Majesty's Service
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry V
1984662 
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
Working In Lovely Lines - Intense And Moving - Scribbled Histories About Kings' Escapades - Some Plays Endure About Romantic Events
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984335 1984260 
WILLOW
Wonderful In Lovely Latticed Osier Work
TMcCO'G
1985043 
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
We're In Love, Let's Yoke Officially. Utter Magical Affirmative Response, Romantically You're Mine Evermore!
Angela Brett
1984734 
WILL YOU TAKE ME BACK?
When I Left (Leaving You Openly Upset) Trivial Annoyances Kept Emotions Masked. Eventually Bewailed Actions, Counting Karma.
Angela Brett
1984365 
WIMPS
Weak-willed Individuals Make Pathetic Superheroes
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984362 1984344 
WIN A TRIP!
Wish! I Need Adventure! Take Reward In Promotion!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984581 
WINDA
Woman Into Non-Dairy Alternatives
Angela Brett
1984989 
WINDOWS
Will I Never Discover Original, Wondrous Software?
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984677 
WINDOWS (2)
Work Is Near Disastrous, Oh Wretched System!
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984677 
WINDOWS (3)
World Is Not Dominated - Others Will Survive
Angela Brett
1984677 
WINDOWS (4)
Where Indoor Nudity Displays Outdoor Wonder Shows
Rico Leffanta
1984353 
WINDOWS (5)
What Idiotic Nerd Developed Our Wierd System?
Helen Livesey
1984677 
WINDOWS (6)
What If Now Dominant OS Won't Survive?
Angela Brett
1984677 
WINDOWS (7)
Why Is Newzealander Deadset Ogre [to] Working System?
Jeff Anonymous
1984677 
WINDOWS (8)
'Working', Indeed... Next Desire's Operating Well! Someday...
Angela Brett, in response to <WINDOWS (7)>
1984677 
WINDOWS (9)
When It Never Draws One With Style!
Angela Brett, because it's sort of odd that Windows should be called that when it's actually not very good at drawing windows (it visibly draws them bit by bit in no particular order)
1984677 
WINDOWS (10)
Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
delt
1984677 
WINDOWS (11)
What I Need (Domestically) Observing World's Sights
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984353 
WINDOWS (12)
When Iced, Need Dowsing Of Warm Something
Angela Brett
1984353 
WINDOWS (13)
When Iced, Need Delivery Of Warmth Somehow
Angela Brett
1984353 
WINDOWS (14)
Why Isn't NT Doing Operations We Said [it should.]
magicbrowser, because Windows never does what you ask it to do.
1984677 
WINDOWS (15)
Whistler's In No Danger Of Whistling Speed
Angela Brett ('Whistler' is the code-name for Windows XP)
1984677 
WINDOWS DEVELOPER
Well, It's Not DOS; One Windowing System Demands Engineers, Very Easily Learnable, Only Problem: En Redmond!
Gavin Lambert
1984485 1984677 
WINDOW SEAT
Watch Interesting Nimbus Drift Over Wing Such an Exciting Aeroplane Trip!
Angela Brett, just before takeoff in a <FAIRCHILD>, where every seat but one is a window seat.
1984572 
WINDOWS NT
Well, It Nearly Does One's Will (Suicide Note & Testament!)
Angela Brett
1984677 
WINDOWS TWO THOUSAND
Why Is No-one Demanding Other Windowing Systems That Would Offer The Helpful Option, Usefulness? Strangely, Almost No-one Does.
Steve Keate
1984677 
WINDOWS XP
When It's Not Dawdling Or Wasting Space, Xpect Problems
Angela Brett, who has to use Windows XP at work, so the criticism comes from experience.
1984677 
WINDOWS XP (2)
When It's Not Doing Over Whole System, Xpect Procrastination
Angela Brett (see <WINDOWS XP>... if it's not one, it's the other!)
1984677 
WINDOWS XP (3)
Widget Inconsistencies Now Doubly Obvious, Windowing System Xtremely Poor
Angela Brett (I've found there are at least four different styles of progress bars, six different styles of menus - even on the latest Microsoft software - four different styles of scrollbars and two of each kind of button. 'Windowing System Extremely Poor' refers to the fact that it draws parts of windows before other parts so that for a second or so while it finishes drawing a window there might be just an outline, or a button, or some random assortment of rectangles from the middle of a window visible. I presume this behaviour is supposed to show that some progress is being made in the drawing of a window, as an alternative to there being a wait before the window emerges fully formed. However, drawing the windows bit by bit only serves to emphasise how slowly it does things. This is on a 1.6GHz P4, in case any gatanists out there want to defend the lack of performance by suggesting the hardware is slow.)
1984677 
WINDSCREEN
Where Insects Normally Die.  Stops Crud Reaching Eyes, Ears & Nose
Eric Bridgstock
1984584 
WINDSOR
Women In Neurotic Denial of Sex Orgasms and Romance
Dan Newman, in reference to the character of the many bitter, angry women living in Windsor Ontario Canada; his home town.
1984866 
WINDSOR (2)
Where Is North Detroit? Straight Over River!
Rob Rix - Windsor is the S. Ontario town which is a border crossing to Detroit and is colloquially known as N. Detroit
1984866 
WINDY
Wet, Icky, Not Drinkable... Yuck!
Angela Brett, after a gust of wind knocked her iced coffee into her lap.
1984638 1984539 
WINE
Will It Never End?
Angela Brett
1984542 
WINFIELD
Woolwoorth's Internal Name For Its 'Emulatory Label' Designs
Tony McCoy O'Grady = Winfield is the name used by the Woolworth group for its 'own brand' label products. Winfield was the second forename of Frank W Woolworth who founded the company.
1984332 1984605 
WINNER
Wanker In No Need Exultation Really
wishes
1984704 
WINNERS
Winners Innovate! Navigate Naturally. Empathetically Realise Success!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984362 
WINSTON
Would Induce Non-Smokers To Oppose Nicotine
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984884 
WINSTON (2)
Wartime Inspiration - Nation Showed They Opposed Nazis
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984389 
WINSTON CHURCHILL
Wartime Inspiration & National Symbol - Took On Nazis. (Crossed House) Ultimately Recognised as Classic Hero - Is Largely Loved
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984389 
WINTER
Weather Inclement, Night Time Extends Rather
Eric Bridgstock
1984962 
WIRELESS
With ITrip Radio Equipment, Listeners Everywhere Start Stations
Angela Brett (the iTrip is an FM transmitter for the Apple iPod... by far the best one if you ask me as it gets all the power it needs from the earphone port, yet has just as good range as competing products which require batteries.)
1984614 
WIRELESS (2)
Wireless Infrastructure's Really Excellent Lan Equipment Sending Signals
Sean Lamb (who just recently learned the joys of 802.11g)
1984614 
WIRE MONEY
We're In Remittance Emergency, Mother. Outgoings Need Extra Yen
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984602 
WIRE SOLVER TRICK!
Workers I, R, E! Solve Ohm's Law: Voltage (E ) = R (Total Resistance ) * (I Current). Kudos!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. My first "Apronym on Demand" ^:) I started with IRE. Angela suggested trying WIRE. This my fourth try. THANK YOU APRONYMISTS my teachers. ^:)
1984518 
WISE
Weirdly Intuitive... Soundly Educated.
Angela Brett
1984704 
WISH
What I Should Have
Angela Brett
1984353 
WITCH
Wields Incantation To Certain Happiness
Rico Leffanta
1984785 1984326 
WITHER
Water Is Taken Hurriedly, Ensuring Roughness
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984398 
WITH-OUT
Who Invented This Horrid , Objectionable, Unpleasant Term?
Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Angela used 'With-Out' in an expansion.
0 
WITS
Words In Tidy Sequences
Angela Brett, anticipating a battle of wits when Gavin was knocked off the bottom of the <HALL OF FAME>
1984320 
WITS (2)
Words In Tight Spaces
Angela Brett, anticipating a battle of wits when Gavin was knocked off the bottom of the <HALL OF FAME>
1984320 
WITTICISM
What It Takes To Incite Cackling Is Sometimes Magical
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984509 
WMD
Weapons of Mass Deception
Rain Bo - It just fits perfectly what has gone on with them. (WMD usually stands for the Weapons of Mass Destruction which have yet to be found in <IRAQ>)
1984764 1984242 
WMS
What, More Spam!?
Sean Lamb (WMS really means Windows Messenger Service)
1984242 1984842 
WMS (2)
Windows Marginalizes Security
Sean Lamb (WMS really means Windows Messenger Service)
1984842 1984242 
WMV
Watch My Video
WMV usually stands for Windows Media Video
1984242 1984677 
WMV (2)
Will Monopolize Videos
WMV usually stands for Windows Media Video
1984242 1984677 
WMV (3)
Windows Mangles Videos
WMV usually stands for Windows Media Video
1984677 1984242 
WMV (4)
Worst Movie Viewer
WMV usually stands for Windows Media Video
1984242 1984677 
WOBBLE
Well Off Balance By Losing Equilibrium
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984275 
WOBBLER
Went Overboard By Blusteringly Launching Enraged Response
Tony McCoy O'Grady - in Ireland the term "He threw a wobbler" is used to describe someone's reaction to bad news
1984362 
WOLFRAM
Went Overboard Looking For Random Automata? Maybe.
Angela Brett, referring to Stephen Wolfram and his huge tome 'A New Kind of Science' on cellular automata and similar constructs. I don't think there's really such a thing as going overboard investigating something in science... even if the hypothesis turns out to be completely wrong, somebody has to thoroughly investigate it so that we know it's wrong, and more than likely they'll discover something that is useful in the process. At the very least, absurdly wrong ideas make good material for http://OldScientist.com (if only anyone had time to write for it.)
1984293 
WOMAN
Witters On Meaninglessly - Ad Nauseam
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984569 
WOMANIZER
Wantonly Offers Marvellous Affair Now (If Zipper Ever Re-opens)
Rico Leffanta
1984365 
WOMBAT
Warm Omnivorous Miniature Bear Australians Treasure
Rico Leffanta
1984494 
WOMEN
We Only Make Empty Noises.
Tony McCoy O'Grady. (The views expressed in this publication do not necessarily reflect those of the Editor.)
1984569 
WOMEN DRIVERS
Watch Out! Manoeuvreing Extremely Nervously, Despite Repeated Instruction. Velocity's Erratic & Reversing's Slipshod.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984761 
WOMEN PRIESTS
Would Ordination Mean (an) End (to) Narrowmindedness - Perhaps Restriction Is Enforced Simply Through Sexism
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984791 
WOMENS HEALTH
We Owe Men Everything? No! Sheilas Have Engendered A Lot Toward Health!
Angela Brett ('engender toward' probably doesn't make complete sense but I couldn't resist having 'gender' in there.)
1985025 
WON A TRIP! 
Way/Wonderful Omnipresence! Naturally Atones!  Trust Redeemer/Reward = > Interceding Prince/Peace! 
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984572 1984326 
WONDERBRA
Wearing One Nowadays Develops Enormously Robust Bosom - Rather Artificially
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984896 
WONDERBRA (2)
Why Obey Nature? Design Elevates Retiring Breasts Rather Artfully
Patricia Rix
1984896 
WONDERBRA (3)
Women Often Need 'Development' Enhancement. Recalcitrant Breasts Require Assistance
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984896 
WONDERFUL
Wordsmith O'grady Now Deserves Extra Respect For Unbeatable Letters.
Angela Brett, after reading Tony's <TOPS AND TAILS>.
1984320 
WON'T
Waiting On Next Tweaking
Tony McCoy O'Grady, suggesting a name for the 'W' category (see <MOSCOW (2)>)
1984314 
WOOD
We Observe Our Devotion
Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the wood (5th) wedding anniversary.
1984626 
WOOL
Wife's Obedience Obviously Lasting
Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the wool (7th) wedding anniversary.
1984626 
WOOL (2)
We Observe Our Love
Angela Brett
1984626 
WOOL (3)
We've Outlasted Other Lovers
Angela Brett
1984626 
WOOL (4)
Winter Overalls Of Lambs
Angela Brett
1984983 
WOOL (5)
Well Out Of Lunchboxes
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984986 
WOOL (6)
Was On Our Lambs
Roger Williams
1984983 
WOOZY
Woman Out Of Zest Yesterday
Rico Leffanta
1984278 
WORD
We Often Require Dictionaries
Angela Brett
1984314 
WORD OF WISDOM
With Our Respect, Do Obey Facts, What Is Safe, Determines Our Morals
Jan Morgan - the word of wisdom is a recommendation of  what we should avoid for our health Abstaining from them helps with better  values that keep us out of trouble
1984326 
WORDS ENDING IN GRY
Work Of Rhymester Demands Support - Eventually Needing Dictionary If Not Getting Inspiration - No Good Results Yet?
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984314 
WORDSMITH
Wired On Reading Dictionaries So Much It Turns Harmful
pdtar -- Ditty gave a pointer to your site that included "wordsmith". I decided to play.
1984314 
WORK
Weed Out Recreational Knowledge
Rico Leffanta
1984977 1984605 
WORK FOR PAY
Wages Only Real Kudos? Fingers Of Respect Pointed At You!
Angela Brett
1984977 
WORKOUT
Weightlifting Or Running Keeps One Utterly Trim
Tony McCalorie O'Grady
1984398 1984581 1985013 
WORKPLACE SAFETY
Watch Out! Reckless Klutzes Perilise Labourers And Cause Extremely Scary Accidents. Freak Events Traumatise You
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984977 
WORK SUCKS
Whereas Officeworkers Require Kindness, Supervisors Usually Champion Kiss-ass Servility
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984977 
WORLD TRADE CENTER
Was Osama Responsible? Lost Due To Runaway Aeroplanes - Death Everywhere. Can Everyone Near Terrorists Expect Revenge?
Angela Brett (see <WAR>)
1984701 1984812 
WORLD TRADE CENTER (2)
With Outstanding Revulsion Let's Declare Terrorism Repugnant And Devote Every Conscious Effort Now To Emergency Relief
Tony McCoy O'Grady (see <WAR> and <WTC>)
1984701 1984812 
WORLD WIDE WEB
Well Organised Reticulation Linked Directly With Immense, Disjointed Electronic World - Engage Browser!
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984419 
WORM
Warm Or Raw Magnifique!
Rico Leffanta
1984692 
WORM (2)
Will Often Replicate Maliciously
Sean Lamb (who has spent way too much time tweaking email server filters lately) 
1984299 
WORRIED
While Only Reasonably Risky, It's Extremely Distressing.
Angela Brett
1984644 
WORSHIP
We Offer Redeemer Strength, Honour In Praise.
Grace Francis
1984326 
WOW
Works Out Wonderfully!
Angela Brett, after reading <TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE AMERICAN WAY>
1984320 
WOZNIAK
Without One Zealous Nerd's Inventions, Apple's Kaput!
Angela Brett
1984332 
WREATH
We Remember Everyone, Acclaiming Them Heroes
Angela Brett
1984812 1984401 
WRESTLING
Where Race Equals Strength, Try Letting In Natural Guile
Rico Leffanta
1984581 
WRIST
Writing Requires Incredibly Supple Tendons.
Angela Brett
1984443 
WRITE
Write Right! Inscribe Talents! Endure!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984437 1984707 
WRITERS
Wearily Rehashing Ideas 'Til Exasperating Reader's Satisfied.
Angela Brett
1984335 
WRITERS (2)
Writers Read Inspiring/Informational Thoughts/Tomes Enhancing Readin'/'Riting Skills!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984335 
WRITING
Without Reading Instruction, This Is No Good.
Angela Brett
1984437 1984707 
WRITTEN COMMUNICATION
We Read It Thoroughly, Then Enscribe Notes Commenting On Material. Markers Usually Notice Incoherence... Complete Assignments To Inevitably Obtain Notability.
Angela Brett
1984473 1984707 
WROTE
Words Relayed Orthographically To Endure
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984707 1984437 
WRYNECK
With Robin You Never Ever Come Kissing
Rico Leffanta
1984488 
WTC
War? Terrorism? Crime?
Jeff Anonymous (given the lack of a proper term to describe the September 11, 2001, tragedy in New York City, resulting in the destruction of the World Trade Center)
1984812 1984701 1984242 
WTC (2)
What Treacherous Conniving?
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984812 1984701 1984242 
WTC (3)
War Traumatises Civilians!
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984812 1984701 1984242 
WTC (4)
When Terrorists Conspire!
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984812 1984701 1984242 
WTC (5)
Watch Them Collapse
Tony McCoy O'Grady, who apologises for the bad taste.
1984812 1984701 1984242 
WTC (6)
Will Terrorists Cry?
Jeff Anonymous
1984812 1984701 1984242 
WWDC
 Where We Demonstrate Code
Angela Brett (WWDC usually stands for Worldwide Developers Conference -- see http://apple.com/wwdc)
1984242 1984512 
WWF
Wanted Wanna-be Fools
Nevica the MAN (WWF usually stands for World Wrestling Federation)
1984581 1984242 
WWW.ALTSCAPE.COM
We've Written Windows Application (Leaky Though!) Still Coding Apple Product. Eventual Cash Outcome, Maybe!
Angela Brett, who is sure they'll get rid of the memory leaks in the final release. :)
1984836 
WYATT EARP
Western Yahoo Attempted To Tame Entrepreneurial Adventurers Roaming Prairie
Patricia Rix
1984332 
WYND
Winding Yet Narrow Defile
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984245 
WYOMING
When You Obviously Moan In Nerdy Gallop.
Jeff Anonymous (Wyoming is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'Moving in hurried desperation from one cubicle to another in a public lavatory trying to find one which has a lock on the door, a seat on the bowl, and no brown streaks on the seat.
1984767 
